Friday, October 13, 2006

MEME ATTACK:

I pilfered this off Aunty's blog, entirely voluntarily.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
One only huh? Let's see... O factor

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Pussycat dolls... can't stand them, besides, I'm still sore that they were invited to play here instead of Coldplay

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This answer is quite mean, as I was once this person's lab partner, and she is a 'member of the gang'... but of late, I've found her to be an excruciatingpain in the ass. So, I figured that if I do let out that punch, the animosity towards her will fly away...

4.What is your favorite cheese?
Due to the lack of variety of cheese available here, I'm forced to choose Cheddar

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Turkey sandwich. Every single time

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Johnny Depp? But then again i might be intimidated by the whole idea :D

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?Dan Hawkins from The Darkness.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
US? Australian? Buy more clothes, perhaps

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Italy

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Eat all the scrumptious Italian food, visit all the historical places... typical touristy things, what did you expect?

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Need to get some expert advice on this...

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Go to my mom right before she gave birth to me, and persuade her to have me several hours later... I was already 4 days late, a few more hours wouldn't have made any difference to her. The reasons are too complicated to be explained here

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
It's obvious isn't it? Everyone takes orders from me!

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Save the animals. The contestants are made up of industrial leaders who contribute to pollution, restaurant owners who sell meat of endangered species and so on... and these people will be given assignments (really tough ones) and if they are unable to come up with solutions, their earnings for the day goes to WWF, Greenpeace etc

15.What is your favorite curse word?
ASShole

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Nothing... go back to sleep, maybe.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?
ONE cupboard containing all my books. How am I supoosed to run out with that?

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Dye my hair a lurid colour

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Speed. Now I'm here, the next minute I'm in Greece :)

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Half an hour more of the trip to Bali...

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I guess the period of 1st to 7th March 1999. I lost my wallet, with my ID, someone stole my scientific calculator (and I had no $$$ to buy a new one), my glasses gave way (very bad eyesight), there was a horrible C Programming subject that was impossible to do, the theatre final performance clashing with everything else.

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
New Zealand?

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE.
Which one is it gonna be?
Once again I shall refer to the alcoholic beverage expert

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
To make it really impressive, I guess I'd float to my friend who lives the furthest away... yeah,
that's it!

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Freddie Mercury - we need more of Queen's songs in this world

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandpa

27.What's your theme song?
I choose not to have one, but WalkAway by Franz Ferdinand has been playing in my head since this morning

Tagging is entirely self service!

6 comments:

  1. Oh I love the darkness. Rocktacular... I'm very upset that Justin has quit.

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  2. This is so funny and interesting! Love your answers.

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  3. You're dangerously becoming a meme-addict, you know :-)

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  4. I'd answer this one, but some of the answers would be very difficult for some of my readers to see, so I'll just do them quietly to myself. Thanks for sharing yours though!

    Ian

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  5. aunty: (grins) I love the darkness too. It's great to find another fan!

    lizza: it's a rather wordy meme... but interesting nevertheless... I wonder who created it? :)

    pugly: memes are dangerously exciting! :D

    ian: yeah... done that before to, especially since I'm supposedly anonymous :)

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  6. I have some lovely photos from a Darkness gig I went to in the archive of my blog. Check out Feb this year to see them.

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