Friday, November 17, 2006

SUICIDAL STRANGER

Two ways to (commit) suicide
1. Quick death: Take a BIG rope, tie it around your neck and hang yourself.
2. Slow death: Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck and marry her...


I received this through SMS earlier today, it was from an unrecognised number, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that the person who sent me this is a stranger who accidently sent the message to my phone number instead of the person it was intended to reach. It might be also safe to assume that it was from one guy to another guy.

What worries me though is the fact that why would anyone use a rope to marry someone else?

11 comments:

  1. Aack, this is bizarre and a bit disturbing.

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  2. Exactly... but I actually laughed when I first read it :D

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  3. Hehe Terra, that's why marriage is called 'tying the knot'. :-)

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  4. i think that's what they have in hindu weddings when they tie the brides sari to the groom and make him drag her around!

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  5. Woohoo for Marriage, Caveman-Style!

    Ian

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  6. julia: you bet; in a twisted way :D

    kartik: dragged around hahaha there's a nice way of putting it :D

    ian: cheers for caveman style marriage for suicidal strangers :)

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  7. Hiya! Just wanted you to know that I linked you to my blog!!!

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  8. I think small rope=necklace ... figurative speech :-)

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  9. maryam: all right... cheers new bloggerfriend :)

    pugly: yeah, we could think that, or that the person who created the message is a sadist :)

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  10. yeah.. i get wat u mean but it seems that ur bloggerfriend has solve the mystery!!! Tying the knot! haha.. Makes perfect sense!

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  11. Thanks for the link. I have reciprocated. :-)

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