Relaxation gone wrong

My friends and I had this conversation about colour coded caps 1 day less than a month ago.
There are 3 people. One is a white cap. One is a blue cap (almost purple, so she says) and one is a red cap (with danger written on it, she claims)

Anyway, the day of pure relaxation and bliss was about to happen for these three... on a yatch ride named Relax... (the ride, not the boat... will any of the three please stand up and help me with the name of the boat?).

It had the promisings of a great day, you know... the soft morning sunlight (albeit a little bit cloudy) & a nice hearty breakfast. The only thing they didn't do was to sing any happy journey type songs (most probably they didn't know any, and they were not exactly morning people)

What would you do if you were stuck in the middle of the ocean (a rough one at that) and had nowhere to go... It's raining, you're feeling icky although you've downed the so called sea sickness prevention tablet (that stuff does NOT work), you can't bear to look at the ocean, sitting is nauseating, standing up is even worse.. you lose your beloved hat... (fly away, hat, leave your best friend alone. May your new owner be a happy dolphin swimming in the ocean).

Some people have never felt gladder seeing land that day... but they only stepped on it like about 6 or 7 hours later.